Archive for April, 2011

It Doesn’t Work That Way

Friday, April 29th, 2011

I saw a bumper sticker on a minivan while I was driving around town yesterday. It read Parenting Advice Is Not Welcome Unless You Also Have A Child With Autism. I smiled a little, sideways, in understanding, and winced in sympathy.

Even before I knew that our son had autism, I had figured out that most of my instincts, and all my parenting books, were wrong for this child. My instinct is to cuddle a crying child, but it only made matters worse. I have sung babies to sleep since I started babysitting in my teens, but if I sang to my son, or even in his presence, he screamed. A time-out didn’t register, because he was in his own little world to begin with; what stressed him was being forced to interact, or having his routine disrupted. Explaining things to him was useless, (though I kept doing it) because he did not understand.

And for all that, he was a little boy. I took him to the library sometimes, because he’d taught himself to read and loved to look at the books. But he also loved to run, and so I found myself, one day, trying to get him to stop playing keep-away around a middle-aged gentleman who was most unamused by the antics. “What kind of mother are you, that you can’t control your child” he asked scathingly. “If he were mine I’d give him a good spanking. That would get his attention.” Yes, it would have, but it would have overwhelmed him so much he wouldn’t have understood the reason for it. I sat down on the floor, pulled my son into my lap on his next pass, and held him there by main force until he calmed down. I hoped my critic would go away once he was no longer an obstacle for a mischievous child, but no such luck. Finally, when my son was no longer fighting me, I looked up. “He’s autistic” I said, “and he’s four. What’s your excuse?” He stared at me for a second, muttered “Sorry; I didn’t know”, and finally, finally walked away. We left too; it was a couple of years before I tried to take my kid to the library again.

That was exactly it. He didn’t know. Most people don’t. Unless you live with it, it’s invisible; you can’t see that the beautiful child standing with his mother is neurologically different. Physical disabilities make people uncomfortable, but you can see them. Autism isn’t obvious unless you know exactly what you’re looking at. It looks like a tantrum at an age when tantrums should have been outgrown. It looks like defiance, or stubbornness, or repetitive, disruptive behavior. And yes, sometimes it looks like what would be lax parenting in a neurotypical kid. Even if my son’s behavior didn’t pull them in, absolute strangers felt called upon to tell me what I was doing wrong when he behaved in unexpected ways. Sometimes it was very specific advice, sometimes simply “I’d never let my child get away with that.” I resented the need to explain him all the time. I resented being judged and found wanting by the clueless.

He’s grown up quite a lot, and now the comments I get are complimentary. People tell me what lovely manners he has, and how helpful he is, and how confident. There’s still a lot they don’t see, but what they do see no longer arouses negative comment. I no longer get well-meant but irritating advice from random strangers in the mall. But I sure do understand that bumper sticker.

Parenting Advice Is Not Welcome Unless You Also Have A Child With Autism. Yes. That. Exactly that.

Expiration Date: None

Saturday, April 23rd, 2011

My son’s bar mitzvah is in less than a month now. All sorts of gifts are appearing magically. His godmother is making his guestbook. His school librarian is making his cake. She who keeps me from losing my mind is organizing the entire affair, because she rocks a party. And an old friend from high school and college is weaving his tallis.

That’s the one that most stuns me. We were very close then, but we lost track of each other more than 25 years ago. We both moved, I couldn’t remember her married name, and didn’t know who to ask. I thought her mother was probably still in Indianapolis, but I didn’t know her first name, knew my friend’s father had died and that her mom had sold the house and moved, and ran aground on the five pages of people with the same last name in the phone book. When I’d last spoken to her, she didn’t have any children. By the time a mutual friend mentioned her in passing and invited me to join them for lunch,, her daughter was grown and living on her own. She’s never met my son. But when she told me over that lunch that what she did now was weave custom prayer shawls and I mentioned that my son was becoming a bar mitzvah, she offered it as a gift. And having offered, she was determined to do it.

It made me uncomfortable. There was so much time between, though we picked up as if there had been a few months instead of all those years. I know both how much work goes into weaving and what such a thing costs. The other things are just as much gifts of love and creativity and the time of incredibly busy people. They are certainly just as treasured, but they were not a surprise. Hers was, and is.

I was talking it over with the woman who’s doing the party planning, saying I had no idea what I could have done so many years ago that would lead to such an offer. She looked at me as if I didn’t have much sense (and sometimes I don’t, I agree) and opined that it didn’t matter; whatever it was, the weaver remembers it, and it was important enough to her that it had no expiration date. It still matters to her. This is one of those times when all I can do is accept the gift, as I have accepted all the other such gifts, with immeasurable gratitude.

I am under no misapprehension. As much as they are gifts to our son, all of these are gifts to me as well. Truly, my friends are a blessing.

Something Suitable

Friday, April 22nd, 2011

My son’s bar mitzvah is coming up quickly. I waited until the last minute to go suit shopping because he’s been growing so incredibly quickly, but the last minute has arrived. So off I went, figuring I shouldn’t have too much trouble getting him a suit.

Wrong-o, fuzzy one. He’s right on that line where men’s suits are absurdly broad in the shoulders, (even at the smallest size) but boy’s are too tight across the chest, and a bit short in the sleeves. And don’t even start on pants – the shortest available inseam is 2 inches too long.

Now, I can attend to things like hems and sleeves. It won’t even take me very long. Shoulders, on the other hand, are trickier. While I can give them extra support with temporary pads, there’s still that boy-head balanced on that slender neck in the middle, and it just looks silly. On the other hand, shoulders are, bar none, the most difficult structure on a suit to adjust – so much so that tailors will tell you to get the shoulders right and everything else can be worked around. And that’s true, if the suit has side-back seams to let out or take in. Unfortunately the current style has only center-back seams, and altering those to come out straight is first cousin to impossible. I know. I’ve done it. I ended up sewing it up, then drawing my straight line and hand-stitching the thing to get it right. It was a miserable experience, and one I swore never to repeat.

So that’s where I am. I’m going to call a place online that specializes in boy’s suits tomorrow morning, run through the kid’s measurements, and ask for advice. If they can fit him, I’ll be thrilled.

If not, I’ve got some serious and intensive shopping to do, followed by some equally intensive tailoring.

We’ll have to see.