Archive for April, 2010

Construction Season

Monday, April 12th, 2010

I love walking in early spring. The avian construction crews are out in force. You can hear them from first light until dusk. They work in teams of two, consulting and sometimes squabbling about building sites and quality of materials. The sparrows build condominiums in a single tree, and a pair of red-wing blackbirds create a fork to support their architectural opus by incorporating the tops of adjoining tall grass stems from last year or this year’s marsh-willow stems into the walls. High sturdy forks in the old oak and maple trees hold huge edifices of large sticks. Some of those were built in previous years, and need only to be restored and relined with dead grass to provide a safe home for young red-tailed hawks and other feathered hunters.

I can see all this activity and industry and its results because the foliage is still very new. The leaves are just unfurling, and they’re tiny. The grasses are just starting to sprout, and while they’ll be four feet tall by the time the blackbird nestlings hatch out, the dry remains of last year’s grass doesn’t conceal much, at least if I’m looking. So when a small brown chirpy swoops down and grabs a clump of grey fur I’ve combed out of Sophia’s coat, I can see it as it bobs and flutters to a landing in a mulberry tree and carefully tucks its treasure into a tiny cup of woven twigs. It kind of tickles me that huntress’s shed fur will keep the next generation of her prey warm, but that is the nature of things.

The feathered housing boom will go on a little longer, but pretty soon now it will give way to maintenance and then the full-time job of feeding those gaping little beaks. I’ll be watching that too, now that I know where the nests are. It’s a good thing those little bird-brains don’t have room to pay attention to anything but the task at hand, or they might get very annoyed at my invasion of their privacy.

Too Smart For My Own Good.

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

Cat. Brain the size of a walnut, right? Doesn’t speak English, or for that matter any other human language? Uh-HUH. Right.

I’ve been trying, with notable lack of success, to retrain Sophia to refrain from scratching my chair when she wants out. Pat the door, or stretch against it as her daughter does, fine, but leave my chair intact. So a few days ago, I squirted her with the Spray Bottle of Doom when her first level request to be let out involved a discussion between her claws and my chair. She ran off a few steps and glared at me as only a cat can glare.

“Look” I told her in frustration. “I know you don’t like that, but I don’t like having the chair clawed. If you want to go out, meow. I’ll be happy to open the door for you.” Then I opened the door and let her out, laughing a little at myself for talking to a cat as if she spoke English.

Well…..the next time she was in and wanted the door opened, she walked up to the foot of my chair, stopped about 2 feet back from the door, and mewed quietly. When I didn’t notice, she did not unlimber her claws, she simply meowed again, somewhat louder and much more imperiously. I remembered the “conversation”, and opened the door.

Next day it went on. She came out from behind my chair, out of my line of sight, and mewed. Then she went to the door and waited. Came into the bedroom, gave the same distinctive “meOUT“, and when I stood up (I’d been reading in bed), led me to the door. My chair and her claws have met only once since I asked her to make her wishes known vocally. She has also turned around and walked away when she asked and I looked down and told her it was still cold out. I haven’t squirted her either, nor even had to threaten it.

So while I am still sure she doesn’t speak English, I’m starting to wonder if that isn’t due mostly to lack of suitable vocal apparatus. I am also reminded that there is a difference between speaking Human and understanding it.

She is a cat. I can see clearly that there isn’t room for a whole lot of cerebration in that skull. That clearly doesn’t prevent her from being too smart for my own good.