Archive for March, 2010

The Way It Ought To Be

Sunday, March 28th, 2010

Most of us, when we think of fruitcake, think of a horror that is a brick of candied fruit so heavily processed it has lost all flavor glued together with something akin to half-dried wallpaper paste, with a density roughly akin to solid lead. It has no real flavor beyond cloying sweetness, no texture beyond “tough” and seemingly no purpose except to surprise someone opening a time capsule. Ick.

Okay, the honey cake I came up with wouldn’t be recognized as a fruitcake in the “soak it in brandy and keep if forever” sense. But it’s what I think of when I think about fruit cake – rich and spicy, moist with fresh apple and flavorful with dried fruit. It came out well enough that I think I’ll start making it for the High Holy Days, when apples and honey are combined in the wish for a sweet and prosperous year.

APPLE HONEY CAKE

1 cup white sugar
1 cup vegetable oil
2 eggs
3/4 cup honey (Use a dark flavorful honey if you have access to one.)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 teaspoon ground ginger
1/4 tsp ground clove
3 cups peeled, finely chopped apples
3/4 cup golden raisins
3/4 cup dark raisins
1/2 cup dried cherries
3/4 cup chopped walnuts (optional)

Preheat oven to 325o F. Grease and flour an 11×13 inch cake pan or 9 inch bundt pan.

In a large bowl, stir together the sugar and oil. Beat in the eggs until light, then stir in the honey and vanilla. Combine the flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, ginger and clove; stir into the batter just until moistened. Fold in the apples, both kinds of raisins, dried cherries and nuts.

Pour into prepared pan. Bake 60 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the cake comes out clean. If baked in the bundt pan, let stand in pan for 15 minutes before turning out on a wire rack to cool.

Enjoy.

Oh, and the poppy seed wafers? Those didn’t come out so well (kind of tasteless), so I’m not posting that recipe quite yet.

Chocolate and Butter and Sugar, oh my!

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

We are going to a gathering in Michigan next weekend. It’s sort of a chosen-family reunion, though in this instance we aren’t among those doing the choosing, we are among those invited. But like most such gatherings, a lot of what people do is talk and eat. That, of course, is where I come in.

Last year I offered to bake, and ended up bringing brownies, fudge, and two or three kinds of cookies. This year, once we received our invitations, I offered to do it again, and was taken up with great enthusiasm. There’s a theme, sort of: Germanic and/ or monster-inspired foods. So I’ve spent the last week or two baking, with no sign of slowing down.

I also bought a freezer. I’ve wanted one for quite awhile, but it took some doing to figure out where we could put it. And since I knew I’d be baking like this, I saw no reason to delay the acquisition. We’ve certainly got a use for it, but its getting its first usage on my goody-making spree. It currently contains several loaves of rye bread, a large challah, 4 dozen brownies, 6 pounds of fudge, 3 pounds of penuche (brown sugar-butterscotch fudge), 4 dozen almond butter cookies, and 7 dozen oatmeal peanut butter cookies. Dough for mohn (poppy seed) wafers is chilling in the fridge. (Yes, I came up with another recipe.) I’ve kind of lost track of how much butter I’ve gone through, but I know I’ve completely used up 1 1/2 bags of sugar, 5 pounds of chocolate and 10 pounds of flour. And I’m not done yet. I’m making an apple-honey cake and a poppy seed sour cream cake. My son has plans to turn them into monster-cakes, with marzipan tentacles coming up at the base and twining round the cake, and I don’t know what all else. Those will get done tomorrow and Tuesday, so that we have time to freeze and then decorate them.

So that’s what I’ve been busy with. And I’m having a fabulous time!

Wherein My Cat Fails Physics

Friday, March 5th, 2010

Dearest Fluffbrain,

If you want me to fill that bowl, get your furry face out of it.

prrip?

Yes, Cloud, I am talking to you. Kitty food will not go through a kitty head. The bone is solid, even if there is nothing but fluff inside it.

prrrreow?

Yes, of course I still love you. You’re my sweet cuddly calico babygirl. But the fact remains that you have, if anything, more fluff on the inside of your little head than on the outside of it.

Never mind. Enjoy your breakfast.

Love,

The Self Propelled Food Dispenser.