Now I’ve Heard Everything

I have spent so much time on the phone today it feels like a growth on my ear, but it’s saved me a direct interaction with a crank. I just played my voice mail to find that someone, deprived of the opportunity to disgust a live human, had left an obscene message.

3 Responses to “Now I’ve Heard Everything”

  1. Li says:

    Gotta love technology.

  2. Murray says:

    Let me guess…the worst part was that it was unimaginative and boring…?

  3. Alisa says:

    Utterly. Boring, ordinary, mundane, and physiologically improbable for the telephone.

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