My ever-quirky imagination is chanting “Oh, have you seen the Michelin Man” to the tune of “Muffin Man”, with a closing line of “He works at BMV”.
Yeah and verily, I have seen the Michelin Man. He’s blond, about 6’5″, roughly 400 pounds, and wears a knee length pale grey down jacket quilted in 6 inch wide poofy channels. The overall effect is quite – um- striking.